Sunday, November 06, 2005

If only everything worked like vodka...

The best way to rid yourself of a hangover is to drink again.

BUT, the best way to get rid of a fat ass caused by overconsumption of cookies is NOT to eat more cookies.

That hardly seems fair.

5 Comments:

At 9:43 AM, November 08, 2005, Blogger Flarf said...

That belongs on a fortune cookie...

 
At 9:43 AM, November 08, 2005, Blogger Flarf said...

What if I eat pie?

 
At 11:56 AM, November 08, 2005, Blogger Wraar said...

mmmmm...pie...
Wait, do you mean pumpkin pie? If so, you ruined my happy moment.

 
At 12:40 PM, November 08, 2005, Blogger Flarf said...

i'll have pumpkin... you can have apple

 
At 10:23 AM, November 17, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to eat the BROKEN cookies, since every chocoholic woman worth her salt knows that breakage causes caloric leakage.

 

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